Archive for September, 2008

it’s good to have goals

Monday, September 29th, 2008

here’s my end of year goal…

tequila makes everything uglier AND prettier all at the same time…

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

i will admit, i’ve gotten my drunk on a time or two…

johnny, gimme that note or i’ll fill you full of lead!!!

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

god bless texas…

michael, sean, and you – the ultimate threesome? (obvious hump day bonus bit title)

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

so the other day i did a pre-emptive strike that freaked sprint out…

joint or no joint?

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

the title is meant as a reference to how you file your taxes…

G.O.P. = Great Older Pussy?

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

all the election buzz has shifted off the black man and onto the white woman…

where all the white (or brown) women at?

Friday, September 19th, 2008

there is a phenomenon going on at my office…

i’ve got big balls…always!

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

i don’t remember the other six signs the end of the world is nigh…

why use the “o” word when you can use the “v” word?

Monday, September 15th, 2008

i’m not old…

rain, rain, go away…

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

oh yeah, wait a minute…