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	<title>what the fuck, sean?</title>
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	<description>wanna make $14 the hard way?</description>
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		<title>the sixer fifteen years in the making&#8230;or something like that</title>
		<description><![CDATA[so, recently i had a friend wander back into my life after a fifteen year absence&#8230;

&#8230;or maybe i kinda dragged her back in kicking and screaming.  could go either way.  anywho, she&#8217;s now married, with a kid and a career.  fifteen years ago she was a care-free college student with tons of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.astrowhore.org/?p=1865</link>
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		<title>last lil&#8217; dude bit (at least for now)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[so, first, the name change&#8230;

&#8230;i decided against the &#8220;D.J.&#8221; or &#8220;Dude Junior&#8221; name and noticed that over the course of three days of hanging out a lot i just kept referring to him as &#8220;little dude&#8221;, so to give some street cred to the guy i&#8217;m going with &#8220;lil&#8217; dude&#8221;.
and there we are.
so i&#8217;m running [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.astrowhore.org/?p=1863</link>
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		<title>tails won!  (heads or tails, part ii)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[you had to know i&#8217;d do it&#8230;

&#8230;meet the newest member of the family, pooch numero ocho, D.J. -

only seven pounds and six weeks old, which as his THIRD owner that means he was weened WAY too young and will bond to me like i was his natural parent, which brings back calum memories (he was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.astrowhore.org/?p=1855</link>
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		<title>heads or tails&#8230;literally</title>
		<description><![CDATA[so, i&#8217;m debating&#8230;

&#8230;a pup or not a pup.  that&#8217;s the question.  there&#8217;s good and bad to this &#8211; but first, a bit of back story.  as most of you know, my youngest dog, lucky, died of a sudden heart attack (or so the best guess is &#8211; that or an aneurysm).  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.astrowhore.org/?p=1852</link>
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		<title>saturday morning screamer bit</title>
		<description><![CDATA[so, this apparently is part of a legitimate psychological exam&#8230;

&#8230;or so i&#8217;m told.  don&#8217;t know if i buy it for sure.
but here&#8217;s how it goes:
despite the variations of facial expression, each of these women is about to go through the same physical experience &#8211; can you tell what it is?

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they&#8217;re all about to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.astrowhore.org/?p=1848</link>
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		<title>i&#8217;m not REALLY punking out here&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[normally when an entry goes up late in the day like this, i&#8217;ll blame everything but the kitchen sink&#8230;

&#8230;but this time, i get to blame the KITCHEN SINK!
about a week or so ago i noticed that when i&#8217;d turn off the sink it wouldn&#8217;t turn off.  at least, not completely.  i saw this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.astrowhore.org/?p=1842</link>
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		<title>tuesday two-funny bit:  booze &amp; geriatrics</title>
		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s tuesday, and last week was a rough week for me&#8230;

&#8230;so, let&#8217;s giggle a bit with some funny shit.  first off, where i was LAST tuesday:

we&#8217;ll start with this, which i took at the bar of sean pat&#8217;s at some point that evening AND decided it needed to be my FB profile pic, which [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.astrowhore.org/?p=1834</link>
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		<title>one little, two little, three little hobo&#8217;s (times two)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[sue me, i decided to be lazy for a third sixer in a row and do pics people sent me&#8230;

&#8230;but hell, i added my own captions.  and if you hadn&#8217;t seen &#8216;em, they are kinda funny &#8211; the six best homeless signs (according to a dog groomer in seguin, texas &#8211; which i&#8217;m still [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.astrowhore.org/?p=1822</link>
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		<title>just a bit more luck</title>
		<description><![CDATA[well, i figured if i started this on mom&#8217;s birthday, i might as well finish it on shane&#8217;s&#8230;

&#8230;he&#8217;s our number one reader, he&#8217;s our number one commentator, and while mom was good and saintly shane is&#8230;well&#8230;NOT saintly.  but a damn fine guy, who turns a year older today.  i won&#8217;t say how old, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.astrowhore.org/?p=1815</link>
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		<title>immortalized in our memories&#8230;and in ink!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[this was originally posted in the wee hours of monday morning, but due to the events just a couple hours later was pulled and re-posted today, which is why monday&#8217;s bit SOUNDS like a sequel bit to this one in the title &#8211; it kinda was, but i decided to re-arrange some stuff for all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.astrowhore.org/?p=1806</link>
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